The Baddies Are Coming

by El Schlong

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Recorded in Wellington, New Zealand.

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released 14 April 2008

Guitar and vocals - Leah Hinton
Bass and vocals - Nick Baldwin
Drums and vocals - Jordan Tredray
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Neil Maddiver

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El Schlong Berlin, Germany

Avant-metal troubadours from New Zealand.

El Schlong is:
Leah Hinton - guitar/vocals
Nick Baldwin - bass/vocals
Jordan Tredray - drums/vocals

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Track Name: The Baddies Are Coming
THE BADDIES ARE COMING
(Music and lyrics by Leah Hinton 2007)

Warning warning
The baddies are coming
Hide your children
The baddies are coming
On a wave of righteousness marketing
Track Name: Bungface
BUNG FACE
(Music by Leah Hinton, Nick Baldwin and Jordan Tredray, lyrics by Leah Hinton 2007)

Jordan Tredray woke up bung-faced
Bung mouth, bung eyes, bung frown, bung smile

Bung face
Poor lad woke up with Bells Palsy
Bung face
Trauma to one of his brain nerves

Half his face was stuck in one place
Had to wear an eye patch
Drooled when he drank liquid
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Bells Palsy
Bells Palsy

Jordan Tredray woke up bung faced
Track Name: The Room
THE ROOM
(Music by Leah Hinton, Nick Baldwin and Jordan Tredray, lyrics by Leah Hinton 2007)

It's time to begin
Prepare the room

Just you try to go
You wont get through our walls
No, you'll never leave this room

There's no escape
From our pocket and gaps and our devious traps
There's no escape
From this nightmare of boarded up windows, you will never wake
There's no escape
No evasion, elusion, desertion, liberation or outbreak
There's no escape
This room is secure, these walls are immune to your wails

No out

It's time to begin
Prepare the room
Track Name: Composting
COMPOSTING
(Music and lyrics by Leah Hinton 2006)

Under a black lid you compose
fresh decay for new growth

Feed, feed my precious ones
The natural process must be done
Feed, feed my precious ones
We'll borrow your fruit when it's gone

Nutrience is just a loan
and now the recievers are you condo

Feed, feed my precious ones
The natural process must be done
Feed, feed my precious ones
We'll borrow your fruit when it's gone

Check for sufficient moisture
Optimum temperature
Adequate airflow
Track Name: The Cow Jumped Over The Moon
THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON
(Music by Leah Hinton and Nick Baldwin, lyrics by Leah Hinton 2008)

Oh cow of the sea, oh huge manitee, not content to just simply be
What made you leap from your bed in the deep while your friends slumbered in sleep?
Were your warm weary ways a jade on your days?
Did you crave the change of some other place?
Oh cow of the sea, oh huge manitee, not content to just simply be

Oh cow of the sea, oh huge manitee, not content to just simply be
You soar through the sky, to the moon and on by
And you'll continue till the end of time
Track Name: Swing Accident
SWING ACCIDENT
(Music by Leah Hinton, Nick Baldwin and Jordan Tredray, lyrics by Leah Hinton 2006)

Wrecklessly, as tall as a tree, fall into the clouds

I'm invinsible
I'm a pendulum
Just windy blue in my eyes
The green is coming
Track Name: Arthur R Nevilleson-Robertson-Brown
ARTHUR R. NEVILLESON-ROBERTSON-BROWN
(Music by Leah Hinton, Nick Baldwin and Jordan Tredray, lyrics by Leah Hinton 2007)

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Arthur R. Nevilleson-Robertson-Brown. I awoke to rain.
Slightly more than delicate, like mince sizzling on the roof. I rose stiffly and reached for my robe.
My feet searched for my slippers and encountered the cold grip of ........... slipperlessness.
The thought of my slippers not being in their usual place was as harsh and unforgiving as the
shock of the cold floor. Was I out of my mind when I retired last night..........? No. My feet
brushed tartan and leapt in. Catastrophe averted, my paralyzing fear subsided, and my day
began. I minced through to the parlour and drew the blinds. I reeled back in horror at the
sight that violated my eyes..........Dust. Dust, my old nemesis, we meet again. And every
time we meet I am older and weaker, and you appear as relentlessly dusty as the first time my
infant eyes rested upon your foul form.

The rain is falling down
An old friend popping round
Track Name: Harbour Cone
HARBOUR CONE
(Music and lyrics by Leah Hinton 2004)

Walking, a long way to go
Inhale, gases to replace
Wonder what this day will bring
Tired is creeping amongst the depletion of the will to go forth, continue what could bring the peak

Don't lag behind

Call off your meetings, call off your bloodhounds
We're not coming down
Call off your deadlines, call off call waiting
You'll be waiting a long time
Call off the program, call off the schedule
There's still a long way to go
Call off your meetings, call off your bloodhounds
We're not coming down, we're not coming down

Swallow back the ache and climb
Inhale, gases to replace
This day could be the best day
Tired is creeping amongst the depletion of the will to go forth, continue what could bring the peak

Don't lag behind

High above the cloud parts
Revealing what we've sort
Glorying the peak